Happy birthday, LISA!
Drunken debauchery ... a good time was had by all. The party was in a lovely home in Santa Monica, complete with a large patio for the smokers and friends-of-smokers. And, I must say, the apple cake was surprisingly delicious! Mmmmm!
The Lezzie List:
1) Brass in Pocket by the Pretenders - play this for an instant party pick-up. EVERYONE sings along. Overheard from a gay boy: "Oh, my god. I'm scared." I said, "Don't worry, they don't bite." He said, "Those girls? I bet they DO bite!" I said, "But only if you're lucky." Point. Match. Don't try to out-fag this girl!
2) Pant vapor - something you need to worry about when passing gas. Apparently, some lingers in the pants. Don't be fooled into thinking the danger has passed until you are absolutely sure you have no lingering pant vapors. (No gas was passed at the party as far as I know... it just happened to come up in polite conversation.)
3) Fun with Peeps! Peeps enjoy being the stars of impromptu videos. Put them in a gay boy's butt crack or a lezzie's cleavage and watch the fun begin! Peep Peep! Link to video coming soon.
HAPPY EASTER to all of you who celebrate this holiday or at least partake in the chocolatey goodness that is served up.
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